El libro mayor del diablo
Un asunto más curioso: $ 938 millones en tokens de Trump materializados como maná del cielo político, naciendo $ 93 millones para ciertas … Parties afiliadas . El mercado bostezó. Justin Sun aplaudió. Y en algún lugar de Mar-a-Lago, un baño dorado se rió entre dientes.
Dime, querido lector, ¿cuándo ha sido divertida la fortuna de criptomonedas accidental de un ex presidente ? 🃏
He aquí: el oficial de Trump [Trump] Memecoin (porque nada dice “instrumento financiero serio” como una efigie de dibujos animados de un multimillonario), que graciosamente desbloqueó confeti digital por valor de $ 938 millones. Naturalmente, las entidades con las huellas digitales de Trump arrebataron casi $ 93 millones. Las monedas? Todavía ahí. La ironía? Desbordante.
The Price That Refused to Panic
Ah, but markets—those fickle beasts—merely shrugged. The TRUMP token briefly rallied to $10.24 (a number suspiciously close to the average MAGA hat’s retail price) before settling at $10.11. The chart resembled less a bull run and more the EKG of a man who’s just heard his taxes are being audited. Again.
The RSI loitered at 61 (moderately healthy, like a fast-food salad), while the MACD wheezed out a pitiful bullish whisper. Investors? Less excited than a CNN anchor at a Trump rally. But hey—paper wealth! The modern alchemy where numbers in a database replace actual gold.
The Usual Suspects
And who, pray tell, holds these glittering digital scraps? Why, CIC Digital—a name so bland it could only belong to something politically adjacent—controls 76% of the supply across four majestic wallets. Following the unlock, their second-biggest wallet (CIC Digital 2, because creativity is overrated) gulped down another 4.5% of the pie. Democracy in action, folks. 🍰
Trump-affiliated entities now ostensibly have $93 million at their fingertips. Will they sell? Unclear. Does it matter? Also unclear. But rest assured—whether this is a masterstroke or a meme, the man’s knack for turning chaos into commas remains undefeated.
The Unasked Question
So, is Trump richer? On paper, certainly. In reality? Well, let’s just say if crypto fortunes were solid, we’d all be driving Lamborghinis made of Bitcoin. But foreign money (hello, mysterious Chinese firm 👀) and Justin Sun’s $100 million pledge keep the farce afloat. Because nothing screams “financial stability” like a billionaire’s memecoin backed by… checks notes… more billionaires.
And thus, the circus rolls on. Will Trump sell? Doesn’t matter. The coins exist. The headlines write themselves. And somewhere in the ether, a confused pigeon pecks at a MAGA hat, wondering if it, too, can launch a token. 🐦
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