Alright, so the US government decides to stop shutdown-ing, and suddenly, everyone’s talking about crypto ETFs like it’s the last slice of pizza at a Knicks game. 
Market analysts are all hyped, saying it’s gonna be “ETF-palooza in crypto land,” like it’s Woodstock, but for nerds and suits. Matt Hougan, from Bitwise – never heard of him – is practically shouting that we’re gonna get a hundred-plus launches! And apparently, index-based crypto ETPs are the new shiny object for Passive Joe. 
¡Los ETF criptográficos están sangrando más que un mal corte de pelo! 💉
Yeah, so these ETFs are like that leaky faucet – lots of capital coming in, and then, promptly, leaking out. Makes you want to yell, “Enough with the drama!”
Canary Capital’s XRP ETF had a huge debut, $58 million on day one. Impressive, right? Nah, XRP is down 13% this week. Classic-if you buy high, you cry later.
Bitcoin ETFs? Even worse! $1.1 billion in outflows just this month. Yeah, people are running for the hills faster than you can say “pump and dump.” And the average Bitcoin ETF cost basis? About $89,600. Guess what? Bitcoin dipped below that-so, congratulations, you’re underwater!
Mientras tanto, las ballenas a largo plazo seguían vendiéndose como si fuera la hora feliz. ¿Octubre y noviembre? Prácticamente escribieron el libro sobre el retiro de dinero. Y ahora, el mercado sigue cayendo por la pendiente. ¿Quién lo hubiera adivinado?
Entonces, abróchense el cinturón, amigos. Este viaje aún no ha terminado. Los mercados sangran, los ETF se derriten: es la tormenta perfecta. Tal vez no hagas esto, ¿eh? O simplemente esperar que la varita mágica del gobierno arregle todo. ¡Ja!
- USD CLP PRONOSTICO
- USD DKK PRONOSTICO
- INJ PRONOSTICO. INJ criptomoneda
- Мечел префы прогноз. Цена MTLRP
- ETH PRONOSTICO. ETH criptomoneda
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- TRX PRONOSTICO. TRX criptomoneda
- LTC PRONOSTICO. LTC criptomoneda
- USD RUB PRONOSTICO
- QNT PRONOSTICO. QNT criptomoneda
2025-11-19 19:17