Bitcoin Crash inminente? Q4 milagro o $ 15k NoseSown-Crypto Bros Panic! 😱

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Larry David (sarcástico) Take:

  • “Seis semanas consecutivas de” descubrimiento de precios “: la horda criptográfica encontró el ascensor” arriba “y se niega a salir. mazel tov! pero adivina qué? Incluso los botones del ascensor eventualmente se desgastan”. 🙄

  • “Historic data says the ‘second uptrend’ fizzles after five-to-seven weeks. We’re hitting week seven like it’s a dentist appointment we’ve been dreading. Bring the nitrous.” 😬

  • “Still bullish in Q4? Sure, if you enjoy sweaty palms and praying to a Dogecoin prayer candle.” 🕯️

So Bitcoin, after six snooze-alarm weeks, might actually take a little nap-shocking, I know! Analyst Rekt Capital (great name, by the way-totally inspires confidence) says we’re in the ominous Week Seven of ‘Price Discovery Part Deux’. Historically, this is when the market politely vomits on itself. 📉

Bitcoin Hits Classic “Oh-No-Another-30%-Haircut” Zone

Look at this chart. It’s like my dating history: a slow rise followed by catastrophic disappointment. The audacious $124,500 high might just become the ultimate ghost-pepper memory if we repeat 2013, 2017, and 2021’s little tantrums. One green candle-poof!-replaced by screaming red.

“Week 7 begins tomorrow,” says Rekt. Translation: Order a bulk box of Kleenex.

Some mega-optimist sees $160K next stop. Uh-huh. And I see myself winning the Powerball and finally buying joy in bottle-service form. Let’s file that under “sure, maybe-in an alternate universe where gluten is illegal”.

New BTC All-Time High in Q4? Probs-Right After the PTSD Dip

Daan Crypto Trades chimed in: “Any flush in the next two months is welcomed.” I love professionals who cheer on crashes like it’s Black Friday. Ideally, we get that dramatic face-plant, followed by an Evel Knievel rocket ride to fresh highs right before families discuss politics at Thanksgiving. 🦃

“Explosive Q4 incoming!” Translation: strap in, bit-coiners, your chiropractor will get rich off the whiplash.

CoinGlass notes: BTC up 2.1% in August-barely above the all-time thrilling 1.8% average. September, however, averages a 3.8% dump, so yay, free drama with your cold brew.

In short: correction highly probable, Q4 moon still on the table, and the crypto universe remains just as neurotic as a season finale of Curb. Good luck, diamond-handers-may your group-chat therapy be swift. 🍿

2025-08-17 20:42