El CEO de Crypto come el sombrero mientras Bitcoin rompe $ 100k, declara "la teoría del ciclo está muerta" 🤯💰

En la quietud del mercado moderno, donde los números parpadean en el brillo pálido de innumerables pantallas y voces se miden en bytes por segundo, un cambio peculiar ha barrido el paisaje tan inesperado como el vuelo de una garza sobre un somnoliento estanque ruso. ¿Quién podría haberlo predicho? Ni siquiera Ki Young Ju, el melancólico jefe de criptoquante, encaramado inquieto sobre su montaña de datos, ciertamente no él. Una vez que Profeta de Doom, ahora se ha encontrado enredado, casi cómicamente, en el ballet más reciente de Bitcoin por encima de $ 100,000.

Todo el mercado, una galería de figuras ansiosas, puesta sin aliento, sombreros en la mano, reforzados para una mayor declive, los ojos expectantes y las billeteras. Por desgracia, fueron recompensados con la espléndida sorpresa del salto ascendente de Bitcoin, más rápido que un chisme provincial que se extendió por una aldea somnolienta.

¿Qué ciclos? El tiempo es un círculo plano. ¿Quizás una tira de Möbius?

Recently, in the digital agora known as X (neither roman numeral nor unknown treasure), Ki Young Ju confessed with the humility of a landowner caught at his own card table: this market, much like a Russian estate under new management, is not what it once was. Gone, he says, are the days when a few weathered whales, canny retail traders, or miners with pickaxes—real or metaphorical—could tilt the tides. The ancient matriarchs of crypto, with their secret hoards, can sell off their fortunes, but the market, unbothered, strolls on as if meeting a distant cousin at tea.

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The culprit? A heaping, gurgling influx of new coin, poured onto the scene like vodka at a rural wedding. Young points an amused finger at the rise of Spot Bitcoin ETFs, sanctioned with all the sternness of His Imperial Majesty, the SEC, in 2024. Here now are new actors, mysterious and deep-pocketed, institutional aristocrats gliding into the ballroom, glancing dismissively at the local merchants and their worn boots.

The result? Whales may blubber and flail, but their waves scarcely ripple this ocean. The CEO, dusting off his metaphysical overcoat, suggests it is perhaps the hour to bid farewell to the «cycle theory»—a concept already so battered and weary, it begs for a vacation from all these booms and busts.

Liquidity, now a wayward spirit, hails from unfamiliar sources. “Do not, gentle traders, bother yourselves so much with old whales,” Young muses, stroking his data. “Instead, keep your watchful eyes fixed on the new-fangled institutions and ETFs. Their pockets are deep enough to hide a czar.”

Yet, in spite of his sudden optimism—one could almost mistake it for joy—the CEO remains vexed, caught in philosophical reverie. Is the market truly bullish or bearish? He shrugs, noting with dry irony that indicators are “hanging around the borderline,” like bored students loitering at the edge of a field during harvest.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin, like a patient hunter, does not pause for these existential musings. It stalks new peaks, lining investors’ pockets with profit. Nearly every Bitcoin holder, 99% they say, is flushed with gain. The last time so many Russians were so rich, the novels had twice as much ennui.

2025-05-10 12:04