Los bancos estadounidenses ahora pueden comerciar con criptomonedas: ¿qué podría salir mal? 😂

So, apparently, the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency-yeah, OCC-says U.S. banks can now mess around with Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, and Solana. Because, why not? I mean, if they’re not busy enough, let’s throw in some crypto trading, right? Bank with Crypto Coins

This OCC letter-because who doesn’t love a good government memo?-says banks can buy crypto and flip it to customers instantly, no risk, no problem. It’s like trading baseball cards, but with more internet and less childhood nostalgia. Selling crypto is now just “banking activities,” which, frankly, sounds a bit like giving a dog a salary. Dog with Money

¡Porque la Ley GENIUS así lo dice!

All this comes after the GENIUS Act-yeah, sounds smart-wiped out old restrictions. Now, crypto isn’t some wild west outlaw; it’s part of the club. Banks are expected-no, encouraged-to get in on the digital action instead of hiding under their desks while the offshore exchanges do their thing. Basically, they’re saying, “Hey, join the party or stay outside and watch the fireworks.” Crypto Party

Un día después de que la CFTC dijera sí, nos gustan las garantías

And just to keep the party going, the CFTC-another government body-says, “Hey, use crypto as collateral now, because that’s totally normal.” Bitcoin, Ethereum, USDC-these are the new gold, folks. No more old rules, just shiny new ones. It’s kind of like when you upgrade your phone and realize the old one was basically a paperweight. Gold Bars

Llevar las criptomonedas a casa, más o menos

The regulators seem to be saying, “Let’s get crypto right here where we can see it, touch it, maybe even hug it.” Safer, less offshore nonsense, more “Hey, bankers, here’s your crypto playground.” And maybe someday, all that crypto stuff will just be part of the furniture-like that ugly lamp you forgot you owned. Crypto Furniture

Pensamientos finales ligeramente molestos

  • La OCC acaba de hacer que el comercio de criptomonedas sea tan normal como intercambiar una porción de pizza. No es gran cosa. O tal vez un gran problema. Lo que sea.
  • Con la bendición de la CFTC sobre las garantías, es como si el gobierno dijera: “Sí, creemos que las criptomonedas ahora son parte de la familia”.

2025-12-10 00:12